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    "Anonymous #75 I think therefore I am
    not religious. Anonymous #76 Even if being gay were a choice, so what?
    People choose to be assholes and they can get married. Anonymous #77 Governments are like diapers.
    They should be changed often, and for the same reason. Anonymous #78 If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you’re fooling yourself.
    That’s like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn’t eat him. Anonymous #79 I’m a creationist.
    I believe man create God. Anonymous #80 Let’s eat kids.
    Let’s eat, kids.

    Use a comma.
    Save lives. Anonymous #81 A male engineering student was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

    The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The engineering student took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it; and returned it to his pocket.

    The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

    Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The boy said, “Look I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”
    Anonymous #82 Programmers never die.
    They just go offline. Anonymous #83 Copy from one, it’s plagiarism.
    Copy from two, it’s research. Anonymous #84 Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders. Anonymous #85 Race, religion, ethnic pride and nationalism etc… does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you’ve never met. Anonymous #86 Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. Anonymous #87 I promised I would never kill someone who had my blood.
    But that mosquito made me break my word. Anonymous #89 I’m drunk and you’re still ugly. Anonymous #90 Clapping:
    (verb)
    Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else’s accomplishments. Anonymous #91 CV: ctrl-C, ctrl-V Anonymous #92 Mondays are not so bad.
    It’s your job that sucks. Anonymous #93 [In a job interview]
    Interviewer: What’s your greatest weakness?
    Candidate: Honesty.
    Interviewer: I don’t think honesty is a weakness.
    Candidate: I don’t give a fuck what you think. Anonymous #94 Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    Here’s my number 127.0.0.1
    Ping me maybe? Anonymous #95 YES!
    I’m a programmer, and
    NO!
    It doesn’t mean that I have to fix your PC! Anonymous #96 Code for 6 minutes, debug for 6 hours. Anonymous #97 Real Programmers don’t comment their code.
    If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read. Anonymous #98 My neighbours listen to good music.
    Whether they like it or not. Anonymous #99 I’ve been using Vim for about 2 years now,
    mostly because I can’t figure out how to exit it. Anonymous #100 Dear YouTube,
    I can deal with Ads.
    I can deal with Buffer.
    But when Ads buffer, I suffer. Anonymous #101 It’s always sad when a man and his dick share only one brain…
    and it turns out to be the dick’s. Anonymous #102 If IE is brave enough to ask you to set it as your default browser,
    don’t tell me you dare not ask a girl out. Anonymous #103 Turn on your brain, turn off TV. Anonymous #104 The main idea of “Inception”:
    if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM,
    everything will be very slow. Anonymous #106 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep

    • not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Anonymous #107 Remember, YOUR God is real.
      All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense.
      But not yours.
      Your God is real. Whichever one that is. Anonymous #108 I hope Bruce Willis dies of a Viagra overdose,
      The way you can see the headline:
      Bruce Willis, Died Hard Anonymous #110 A programmer had a problem, so he decided to use threads.
      Now 2 has. He problems. Anonymous #111 I love how the internet has improved people’s grammar far more than any English teacher has.
      If you write “your” instead of “you’re” in English class, all you get is a red mark.
      Mess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul. Anonymous #112 #hulk {
      height: 200%;
      width: 200%;
      color: green;
      } Anonymous #113 Open source is communism.
      At least it is what communism was meant to be. Anonymous #114 How can you face your problem if your problem is your face? Anonymous #115 YOLOLO:
      You Only LOL Once. Anonymous #116 Every exit is an entrance to new experiences. Anonymous #117 A Native American was asked:
      “Do you celebrate Columbus day?”
      He replied:
      “I don’t know, do Jews celebrate Hitler’s birthday?” Anonymous #118 I love necrophilia, but i can’t stand the awkward silences. Anonymous #119 “I’m gonna Google that. BING that, Bing that, sorry.”
    • The CEO of Bing (many times per day still) Anonymous #120 Life is what happens to you while you’re looking at your smartphone. Anonymous #121 Thing to do today:
    1. Get up
    2. Go back to bed Anonymous #122 Nerd?
      I prefer the term “Intellectual badass”. Anonymous #123 Anonymous #124 You don’t need religion to have morals.
      If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion. Anonymous #125 Pooping with the door opened is the meaning of true freedom. Anonymous #126 Social media does not make people stupid.
      It just makes stupid people more visible. Anonymous #127 Don’t give up your dreams.
      Keep sleeping. Anonymous #128 I love sleep.
      Not because I’m lazy.
      But because my dreams are better than my real life. Anonymous #130 Common sense is so rare, it’s kinda like a superpower… Anonymous #131 The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. Anonymous #132 Benchmarks don’t lie, but liars do benchmarks. Anonymous #133 Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once. Anonymous #134 Linux is user friendly.
      It’s just picky about its friends. Anonymous #135 Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work.
      Practice is when something works, but you don’t know why.
      Programmers combine theory and practice: nothing works and they don’t know why. Anonymous #136 Documentation is like sex:
      when it’s good, it’s very, very good;
      when it’s bad, it’s better than nothing. Anonymous #137 Home is where you poop most comfortably. Anonymous #138 Laptop Speakers problem: too quiet for music, too loud for porn. Anonymous #139 Chinese food to go: $16
      Gas to go get the food: $2
      Drove home just to realize they forgot one of your containers: RICELESS Anonymous #140 MS Windows is like religion to most people: they are born into it, accept it as default, never consider switching to another. Anonymous #141 To most religious people, the holy books are like a software license (EULA).
      Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click “I agree”. Anonymous #142 You are nothing but a number of days,
      whenever each day passes then part of you has gone. Anonymous #143 If 666 is evil, does that make 25.8069758011 the root of all evil? Anonymous #144 I don’t want to sound like a badass but…
      I eject my USB drive without removing it safely. Anonymous #145 feet (noun)
      a device used for finding legos in the dark Anonymous #146 Buy a sheep
      Name it “Relation”
      Now you have a Relationsheep
      Anonymous #147 I dig, you dig, we dig,
      he dig, she dig, they dig…

    It’s not a beautiful poem,
    but it’s very deep. Anonymous #148 UNIX command line Russian roulette:
    [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo Click Anonymous #149 unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.

    No, it’s not porn. It’s Unix. Anonymous #150 To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion. Anonymous #151 Q: What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
    A: Inheritance. Anonymous #152 A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?” Anonymous #153 You are not fat, you are just more visible. Anonymous #154 Minimalist
    (. .)
    ) (
    ( Y )
    ASCII Art Internet #1 If you spell “Nothing” backwards, it becomes “Gnihton” which also means nothing. Louis C.K. I’m a good citizen. I’m a good father. I recycle and I masturbate. Mary Oliver Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness.
    It took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift. Floor If you fall, I will be there. Simon Amstell If you have some problem in your life and need to deal with it, then use religion, that’s fine.
    I use Google. James Bond James, James Bond. Albert Einstein Only 3 things are infinite:

    1. Universe.
    2. Human Stupidity.
    3. Winrar’s free trial. Terry Pratchett Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Stewart Brand Once a new technology starts rolling, if you’re not part of the steamroller,
      you’re part of the road. Sam Redwine Software and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray. Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. Jessica Gaston One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job. Barack Obama Yes, we scan! George W. Bush Where is my Nobel prize?
      I bombed people too. Gandhi Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s greed. R. D. Laing Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. Apple fan boy I’ll buy a second iPhone 5 and buy a lot of iOS applications so that Apple will be able to buy Samsung (this shitty company)
      to shut it down and all the Apple haters will be forced to have an iPhone. Muhahaha… Hustle Man Politicians are like sperm.
      One in a million turn out to be an actual human being. Mark Twain Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it. Friedrich Nietzsche There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving any of it away to imaginary beings. Dhalsim Pain is a state of mind and I don’t mind your pain. Elie Wiesel Human beings can be beautiful or more beautiful,
      they can be fat or skinny, they can be right or wrong,
      but illegal? How can a human being be illegal? Dennis Ritchie Empty your memory, with a free(), like a pointer.
      If you cast a pointer to a integer, it becomes the integer.
      If you cast a pointer to a struct, it becomes the struct.
      The pointer can crash, and can overflow.
      Be a pointer my friend. Chewbacca Uuuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrrr
      Uhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrrr
      Aaaarhg… #JeSuisCharlie Freedom of expression is like the air we breathe, we don’t feel it, until people take it away from us.

    For this reason, Je suis Charlie, not because I endorse everything they published, but because I cherish the right to speak out freely without risk even when it offends others.
    And no, you cannot just take someone’s life for whatever he/she expressed.

    Hence this “Je suis Charlie” edition.
    WTF?! lol FAP FAP FAP ROFL OMFG Husband is not an ATM machine!!!  A c t i v e t a b f o c u s e d i n d i c a t o r A c t i v e t a b u n f o c u s e d i n d i c a t o r A c t i v e t a b t e x t I n a c t i v e t a b s Notepad++ I hate reading other people’s code.
    So I wrote mine, made it as open source project, and see others suffer. Notepad++ #2 Good programmers use Notepad++ to code.
    Extreme programmers use MS Word to code, in Comic Sans, center aligned. Richard Stallman? If I’m the Father of Open Source, it was conceived through artificial insemination using stolen sperm without my knowledge or consent. Martin Golding Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. L. Peter Deutsch To iterate is human, to recurse divine. Seymour Cray The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. Brian Kernighan Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. Alan Kay Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Bill Gates Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. Christopher Thompson Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code. Vidiu Platon I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine! Edward V Berard Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. pixadel Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN’T be like. Oktal I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing. Bjarne Stroustrup In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg. Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. Bob Gray Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed. Roberto Waltman In the one and only true way. The object-oriented version of “Spaghetti code” is, of course, “Lasagna code”. (Too many layers) Gavin Russell Baker C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. Linus Torvalds Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free. Cult of vi Emacs is a great operating system, lacking only a decent editor. Church of Emacs vi has two modes - “beep repeatedly” and “break everything”. Steve Jobs Picasso had a saying: “Good artists copy, great artists steal.”.

    This isnt even everything. What da f*ck is this notepad++?


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