New polls have arrived, hurry, only while stocks last.

[Ekopalypse]

Alright, listen up, democracy enthusiasts (and those who just like making their voice heard)!
Your Vote (Still) Counts! (Probably) (Maybe)

Remember the last poll? Good times, good times.
The results were absolutely nail-biting.
After a fiercely contested battle, one candidate emerged victorious by a single, solitary vote!
It truly proved that every single vote matters… especially when there’s only one vote cast in total.
(We’re still investigating who that mystery voter was. They deserve a medal. Or at least a high-five.)

But fear not, fellow opinion-havers!
We’re back with not one, but two brand new polls!
This is your chance to once again shape the destiny of… well, whatever these polls are about.
Your Thanks Are Guaranteed!

As an added incentive, the winner of each poll (yes, we’re assuming there will be more than one vote this time)
will receive an absolutely heartfelt thank you!
That’s right, a genuine, no-strings-attached, warm-and-fuzzy thank you from the bottom of our collective hearts.
It’s the kind of thank you that warms you from the inside out and makes you feel like you’ve truly made a difference.

And on that note, we sincerely apologize if our heartfelt thank you arrives in an area where it’s already quite warm.
We promise it’s more of an emotional warmth than a literal, sweat-inducing one.

So head on over to poll1 and poll2
and cast your vote!
Let’s try to break that one-vote record, shall we?
Your heartfelt thanks await!